THE TOILET SATAN

                         I am drifting and accelerating with my Lamborghini Murchielago on the highway road. I drive for about 250km/h. Policeman try to chase me but their car were so slow like fat pig that they can only eat my vehicle smoke. Soon, dozen of cool helicopter float above my car in the purple sky. I lower down my car window and shouted to them " WOI LETS RACE LAAAA!". The pilot face turned to reddish-pink and show his middle finger to me. Such an inspirational finger. Oh no, it is not single buto, its is double buto! "COME ON LA NOOB!" he screamed. How dare he insult my wife, the elegant,sexy,baby,oh yeah red car of finest piece mechanic. " YOU SHUT UP YOU ****. SHOW ME WHAT YOU MADE OF" I shouted to the pilot. " I MADE OF SKIN AND HAIR AND BLOOD AND ..." BOOOOOOM!!! Suddenly I heard a deafening sound of explosion. The helicopter crashed with flock of crow which fly for 7000 km/h. What a tedious day. I tune to Gettys.FM for releasing my tension and stomachache. DJ Jack is on the air, talking about puberty and its effect to your pubic hair. What kind of nonsense he talking about? I turn off my radio and drive swiftly through the jam.

                          Suddenly i remembered something important. Yeah really important! I forget that I want to go to toilet . My stomach sulk with me. I try to persuade my stomach and make jocularity but he refuse to forgive me. Then, I quickly drive to the side road to RnR Karak. What a beautiful rest station. I saw thousand of ice cream and food vendors that made my adrenaline rush inside my body. I park my car as fast as lightning and go to the ice cream vendor. I buy Magnum, Kitkat and Cornetto ice-cream. While I am eating ice-cream then I remembered again that I forget to go to toilet. Oh no! I threw my ice-cream and quickly go to toilet. The cleaner stare at me like he want to eat me but then he pick up my ice-cream and lick it while staring at me before throwing it into rubbish bag. I have read in the newspaper recently that this have become a phenomena of cleaner try to express his sadness of low wage income. But who care? I give the cleaner RM 1 and walk into the toilet.
                       
                            "This is the time of victory!" I shouted in the toilet. Kriikk krikkk kriikkk... Okay. I understand so well that my destiny is to be alone forever.Suddenly my poo become too aggressive and offensive. I cannot bear it anymore. There is 2 toilet room here. I kicked the first toilet room and suddenly I saw an uncle reading newspaper while poo-ing." You insolent brat! Why don't you knock first you little bastard!" Then the uncle quickly zipped his trouser and went out the toilet. What is just happening? "Uncle! Come here uncle! You forget to flush your toilet!". But the uncle never come back here. Hmmm. Its ok. I flushed the uncle toilet bowl but his poo seems so sturdy that even several times of flush cannot remove the shit from it place. Remember guys, whenever you poo you have to flush it yourself. Then I kicked the second toilet door with my muay thai skill but the door would not open. I tried to kick again and again but the door is so stubborn. I heard somebody inside the toilet asking for password. Arghh I cannot stand it. "Hocus pocus alakazam abra kadabra chammak challo anyeong giranmal hello hello ije goodbye goodbye".  Then the toilet door opened slowly.

                              I landed my butt on the toilet bowl. Wow, I never feel this pleasant feeling for the past 5 years. The flow is so smooth and rhythmic. While I experienced this intoxicating feeling suddenly I felt something tickle me at my bottom. Who the hell tickle me when im doing my job. I peek at the toilet bowl and then I saw a hairy hand with long claw in the toilet bowl. I jumped out of the toilet bowl and tried to open up the toilet door but it is useless. The door is not even budge . Then I saw a really scary and dreadful satan.

                                The satan were covered with blood and he is holding a pair of human head with him. I was stunned. I cannot even move my body. The toilet room suddenly become gloomy. Water dripping turn to be blood. Then, the satan finally asked me a question. " Choose.Red,blue or yellow".
I confused and remain silent but the satan repeat his question again " RED,BLUE OR YELLOW!".
My fear overwhelming me. I am going to choose red but then I remembered a story from my friend.
Story about TOILET SATAN. He told me that if you are unfortunate, you will encounter this satan. The satan will ask you a question about red,blue and yellow and whatever your answer is, you will going to die in a horrible manner. If you choose RED, the satan will slish and slash your body and rip apart your body until the toilet flooded with your blood and turn to red. If you choose BLUE, the satan will choke you until you cant breathe and your face will turn to blue. If you choose YELLOW, the satan will open up yellow hell gate and took you there. You will vanish without any evidence left. Then I decided to choose RAINBOW. The satan was puzzled so he called forth Hanako-san of the toilet. They argued and then they killed each other. Both of them died. I was puzzled too and before I leave the toilet, I flushed my shit and kiss the dead Hanako-san.