DEEPA GHOST

 It is Deepavali. Hooray!!!Calooh calley!!Innaporingge!!!Vanakam Malayalam!!!Sollu engge nalle nukku kudiem ponni Sulliva nayrengge Yeppy Depavali vettekel.Every year I celebrate Deepavali with muruku.I love baby muruku.They are cheap and delicious. I lick each of them before I sleep. I afraid Aladeen will eat it. Usually, after I eat muruku, I feel horny. Do you know what horny is? It is a feeling that u feel like u will grow a horn. I like unicorn horn so I want to have it myself. It is very pointy and I want to horn all people that I hate. My horn can shoot laser that is rainbow in color. When I do that, the world will become harmony and some Barbie will suddenly appear. But then I need to do a lot of workout with muruku before I can obtain that horn. One day while I playing with my dinasour, I feel very tired and I really want to watch television. Oh no! It is Deepavali! Hooray!!!Calooh calley!!Innaporingge!!!Vanakam Malayalam!!!Sollu engge nalle nukku kudiem ponni Sulliva nayrengge Yeppy Depavali vettekel! So I turn my television to TV666 to watch the Deepavali parade and ceremony at Batu Cave. The parade is really fantastic. I feel like I joining the parade myself. I dance nonstop in front of television for 9 hours. Then my mother that in the kitchen join me.We dance for another 2 hours.Then my mother realize that the dhal in the kitchen is overcook.Unfortunately,the dhal explode in the kitchen that cause the entire kitchen become green in color.My mother cook it again.Finally the dhal is ready to serve.

   We as one family gather in the living room eat the dhal with muruku.At my first bite of the muruku,I feel like reborn as a Spiderman.The muruku taste like a spider butt.Then I taste the dhal.It taste like chin oil.I just keep it secret and I  notice that my sister also weird with the taste of the dhal.She says that the dhal taste like chin oil too.She agree with me. We have a good family gathering. My father love the dhal and kiss it. My mother jealous of the dhal. My mother throw the dhal in the dustbin but its ok. We had ate enough dhal for the next 2 year. My friend and I play police police and then when I become police, I kick my friend crotch and that activates his supersaiyan. He fly back to Saiyan world. I puzzled because I never seen Saiyan in black. Then I go to sleep in my bed. Not to forget, I lick all the muruku . Then the muruku lick me too. I sleep. I have a dream,I gave out shit make of dhal and muruku united as one. Suddenly, my stomach felt sharp pain. My belly button felt hot and pop out. I went to the toilet, dancing while shitting like mad dogs. The shit spill all over the floor but it has good scent. Then, I felt want to throw up. I go to sink and throw up a little but then suddenly I felt something big coming out from my mouth and trachea. The thing came out slowly and it has a shape of head made of dhal. Then, the body came out too. I felt so dizzy and then the thing stand up in front of me. It whispered something to me. I don’t hear it at first but then when the thing said it twice, I got it. The thing say that he want to kill my family. I ask him why? He answered that he like to kill people in Deepavali.He took axe and go toward my parent room.I quickly took my kolam(colorful rice) and exorsist it. He told that he will come back after me. All part of my house full of dhal shit. Then, I asked my mother where she bought that dhal. She said that she bought it from a mysterious man in hood beside my house for rm 1. Then, I discovered that the dhal was actually an unholy dhal that is very famous in the history of villain. I felt very disappointed because we waste a lot of dhal.

Morale of the story: Plant your own dhal plant to avoid dhal invasion.