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Thursday, 23 October 2014

koko

       Koyako  is sad. Her friend, Key Mark was hospitalized at Hospital Serdang. His legs were crushed, he suffered ripped tendons, torn ligaments and cracked kneecap. It was terrible. Koyako's friend, Lunch Aww tell the sad news just before the final examination. Feeling concerned, both of them decided to pay Keymark a visit the next day.

        Lunch Aww ( a thailand girl )picked up Koyako after school, with her own car. " I'm gonna cry,uuuuu"   Koyako said. "You don't need to, he's been an asshole to you. I don't even know why we even agreed to pay him a visit, I wanna fart." Aww replied. "Please fart I don't care, it smells like chicken nugget" Koyako has already used to the smell. " Well then, TRUUUTTTT, ahhhhh, I wish I could suffocate Keymark with my fart." AWWW!!! Could you please stop that?!" Koyako was in rage.

        Yeah, I can, only if you stop seeing him, he's a bully Yako, He kick you whenever you guys meet, he spit chewing gums on your hair, he pinch your left nostril like mad dogs and you cry everyday like babies. And now you feel sympathy for him? What the hell?!!

       Shut up!!!!

Lunch Aww was shocked so she swing the streering. BOOOMMMMM!!!!She died.
When Koyako regain conciousness, she saw an eyeball on her chest. Wahh!!!It is Lunch Aww's eyeball. Without further a due, she called the ambulance, thank god she use an nokia 33100, if she use iphone 6, she might die at the moment.

The ambulance took both of them to the hospital. Koyako was put in the icu ward.
"Lunch Awww!!!Key Markk!!!!!  she shouted, but it is in the midnight.no one is around but the nurse she was crying alone....then, a nurse came to her and put something in her hand. "What is this?

She trembled as she slowly recognized the texture of the thing that was in her hand.  It is Lunch's eyeball and Keymark's kneecap!!!! Then suddenly, the nurse jump into the ceiling, she stood upside down, thus making her skirt exposed. Inside the dirty underwear, there are two heads. It is the head of the Keymark and Lunch Aww!!.

Koyako froze in fear, she shit and wet herself many times. Feeling sympathy, the nurse change her pants and bedsheets. Koyako took the chance to slap her so powerfully that the nurse's head explode!. She fainted. The next day, she woke up. In a new hospital. There's her sister beside her. She was puzzled.
Her sister told her that last night, the hospital where she were put in was on fire. She was the only one survived in the mass fire.

HEHEHEHE......her sister giggled. Then, BOOOOMMMMMM her head explode!!!!!!!!!! Koyako die of shock. This is the most tragic story ever.

     

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