THE COOKIE ANGELS

It was 2 am. I was watching the World Athletics Championship. Waiting for Usain Bolt to show up, I felt like going to sleep. As I was about to doze off..
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhhhuuhhuhhuhhuhuhuh  nananaa hoi hoi hoi hoorrghhh horrgghhh

what is that?????

oh my god. it is maria sharapova. she is so gorgeous that i might melt like hot chocolate!. suddenly....
"usain bolt storming to the line and take the gold medal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

the sound of television brought me back to real life when I was dreaming about maria sharapova.
"ughh...why am I sweating like a pig ? " I said. I 'm thirsty and drowsy, I need water right away. looking at the dark stairs, I 'm hesitating to go down. but the urge to drink gave me courage.

krikk......kriikkk.......kriikkkk., guess what ? THERE ARE CUTE GIRLS AT THE KITCHEN. I almost cannot believe my own eyes. like wow! from where did these angels suddenly pop out from??They are cooking and eating like they are havng a party. suddenly, one of them gazed at me and started to say something. "You sure are brave, young man, want some cookies?" she said sweetly before ending it with a heart-melting wink.
"waaaaaaa.........that is so nice of you to.."
my voice stucked.
hmmm.......................... ??

I knew something was wrong. My dizzy mind is slowly gaining some sense. I'm in the middle of the night. I don't have any female neighbors of their age. I don't remember of having cute sisters. Okay.... RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Realizing that those chicks are not normal being, I ran faster than usain bolt. I stumbled a couple of times like a rugby ball but that didn't stop me. Reaching my room, I jumped on my bed, cover my body with 3 layers of blanket.

I tried to calm down but then...
DUPPP DUUPPP DUPPPP BEDUUP

oh sh*t, they are chasing me up stairs. I did not know what to do. My heart was now pounding like a vibrator.
BOOMM!! BOOMM!!
They knocked my door so hard as if it was hit by a cannonball. Nasif~~ please eat our cookies~~~they whispered like the girl in yusuf taiyob's advertisement. The fact that they know my name was creepy as hell. GET LOST YOU BUNCH OF WEIRD BITCHES!! ( I shouted...in my heart)

In the midst of the chaos, I suddenly remembered about my music player that contain the recitation of Al-Quran. Putting the earphones on my ears, I felt calm....relax...and eventually fell asleep.

The next day, my mom scolded me because the kitchen was messy .I could not give her any excuses so I just grinned like a stupid guy..