Haunted Drain

     In my neighborhood, there is a drain. A very spooky and smelly drain. Place of which human shit came from it. Not to mention horse shit too. The combination of both shit sometimes produce pop sound. Scientist made further research on that drain and found out hydrogen gas. But only a few of them survived, others dead due to dreadful smell. Some of them even mutate to weird creatures and join X-MEN FIRST CLASS. The drain said to have some kind of relation with Napoleon Bonaparte. They said that Napoleon once pissed on this drain and the drain is not able for swim after that incident.

      The famous drain located at Kampung Lahanat near my house. It is about 2.55 radian from my house. Given 185 degree of circle with radius of 9 cm. The drain is quite isolated from the others because it is really smelly and unpleasant to see. I heard numerous version of story associated with the drain. It said that the drain need to 'eat' at least 3 people a year. Villagers have try to offer Chicken Rice Shop to the drain but the dran instead swallow all of them. Since that incident, people repent and go to mosque everyday. But the drain continues it rude behavior. Pak Keleng Tick's car had been swallow by th drain too. The sad part is he just buy the car day ago and he have not finished paying the car installment. Since that, Pak Keleng Tick become crazy and travel to America.

   
        I feel very curious about that drain and decided to investigate about the drain's madness. I plan my work well and prepare all of the equipment in case I encounter with ugly bitches. I pack my potato chips and underwear. Underwear is important because i know I will pee in my pant several times when I witness the ghost. Unfortunately, I am short of underwear, so I create my own underwear by using leaves. No to forget my beloved water shotgun which capable to kill colony of ant.

         Albert Einstein once said that the fastest speed is light speed but today, i successfully proved his theory absolutely wrong. I travel faster than light and stray to Moon, but I am lucky because I bring my GPS along. I navigate back to the drain and i arrived at the drain weeks later. Wew, what a tiresome journey. I peruse the drain in detail. What can i see is just a mere human shit floating gracefully on the water. After 3 hours examination, I gave up and make a conclusion that all of this made up story are nonsense and decide to go back to my home. As I take a step away from drain, suddenly the drain become abnormal.

           The drain turn to red in color. What The Fish?! The drain's water boiling and produced pop sound. I try to put glowing wooden splinter near it and pop sound produced. So i inferred that the drain produced hydrogen gas. My Chemistry teacher must be proud of me. Then suddenly, I saw hundred of hand throw into the air inside the river. I can also see lots of head floating on the drain. The drain suddenly increase it water level and the hand try to catch me. I feel very scared. Oh no! My underwear tore up due to excessive anxiety. I want to piss right now. I cannot bear this feeling anymore. The hand come closer to me but I open my pant and piss into the drain. The hand suddenly become leg and then explode. I jumping happily while pissing.

       
          Kampung Lahanat become peaceful again. There is no bad drains left anymore. I found out that the drain becomes weaken whenever people piss inside it. This is the same technique used by Napoleon. I regret I did not pay attention during History Class. But this does not mean the drain will forever weaken. It will arise someday and only the chosen one can completely destroy it.